So fucking tired of these teenagers threatening to commit suicide just so they can get attention. You want to end your life because you claim that you’re depressed and all that shit? Bitch, what do you even know about being depressed, rejection, or fucking pressure? You’re not even in college yet, kiddo. There are bigger monsters out there waiting for you and if you’re acting like such a pussy right now, well good luck to you in the future.
Sister:*whines* Ugh, I'm so hungry. There's no place to eat around here.
Me (listing all the restaurants/fast food joints within a half-mile radius):Uhh, there's the all-you-can-eat Chinese restaurant, the Thai place, the Japanese noodle kiosk, McDonald's, KFC, Domino's, a sandwich shop, two bakery, three pubs...¬_¬